Old Myspace Post

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:33 PM

Everyone else is doing it...
Current mood: bouncy
[14:37] lilithsapathy: hi
[14:38] DragynTa2: hi hi
[14:38] lilithsapathy: whats up
[14:38] DragynTa2: ok, I think Reppy might be gay, or hes not sure if hes straight. and I thin Wrex hits on me but not really lolol
[14:39] lilithsapathy: lol i think Wrex is bi and doesnt know and i think reppy is insane
[14:40] DragynTa2: lol
[14:40] lilithsapathy: im about to jack some dvds from my momma also..she can not truly appreciate van helsing or the fifth element anyway
[14:41] DragynTa2: lol
[14:41] DragynTa2: where is she? lemme say hello!
[14:41] lilithsapathy: she is in the den talking to my grandpa and his girlfriend
[14:41] lilithsapathy: its the south, you are still obligated to "visit" with people
[14:42] lilithsapathy: im cleaning out her room. she is such a packrat
[14:43] DragynTa2: lol
[14:43] lilithsapathy: and spends far too much money on useless things she never uses
[14:43] DragynTa2: like? catch all boxes?
[14:43] DragynTa2: lololol
[14:44] lilithsapathy: like thank you cards....i have found seven packages of thank you cards...when i asked what one needed this many for, she replied that she loses them and/or she doesn't want to send two people that speak to each other the same card but its the same price to buy a package of them as to buy one hallmark one....
[14:45] DragynTa2: lol
[14:45] DragynTa2: hmmm... youre your mother
[14:45] lilithsapathy: i am not !
[14:45] DragynTa2: you freak... physician heal thy self
[14:45] lilithsapathy: im confused
[14:51] DragynTa2: you do stuff like that all the time
[14:52] DragynTa2: she collects thank you cards... youre going back to a house full of people you cant send away for some reason
[15:15] lilithsapathy: so..i collect people instead of cards?
[15:16] DragynTa2: well you collect them... and you dont need them anymore, yet they are still taking up space in you "house"
[15:16] lilithsapathy: ah
[15:17] lilithsapathy: how in the hell do you do that? i was TOTALLY talking about that yesterday, and not to YOU!
[15:17] DragynTa2: huh?
[15:18] lilithsapathy: i was talking the other day about how i cant let go of things, but by things i mean people
[15:22] DragynTa2: ohh
[15:22] DragynTa2: apparently I am an indigo child (according to my friend's hippy gypsy mom) and slightly intuitive lolol
[15:23] lilithsapathy: lol
[15:23] lilithsapathy: i believe it!
[15:25] DragynTa2: bleh. in high school she made it sound really special.. but then the other day she goes "indigo children have such hard lives. they grow up never really fitting in. they are usually even misfits among other indigos" WTF
[15:25] DragynTa2: I am gonna be sad and alone... and I can say that I am psychic
[15:26] lilithsapathy: lol you arent sad and alone!
[15:26] DragynTa2: well I am gonna be surrounded by people, but still ALONE. as in not with some one special
[15:26] lilithsapathy: being with someone special is overrated, since no one is ever as special as you first believe them to be
[15:27] DragynTa2: thats not true at all
[15:27] DragynTa2: I have met people that have become more special as time went on
[15:28] DragynTa2: I think you give people too much credit.
[15:28] lilithsapathy: maybe =/
[15:29] lilithsapathy: i think i have this complex, where i take people who are special for granted and like, desperately want people who aren't to BE special because i think that everyone should be this wonderful, insightful, amazing person...
[15:33] DragynTa2: and then they fail and you blame them.
[15:34] DragynTa2: CANT WIN WITH YOU
[15:34] DragynTa2: oh and Eddie Murphey is marrying Scary Spice!
[15:34] lilithsapathy: lol thats scary
[15:34] lilithsapathy: and i know, im working on it...
[15:34] DragynTa2: ya it is!
[15:34] lilithsapathy: like...i dont know...i think that some people have lots of potential and they dont use it...
[15:35] DragynTa2: ya, sometimes its not up to you to help them. sometimes all you can do is tell them that they have something special, and leave it at that. wait for them to accept what makes them special
[15:37] lilithsapathy: ya i know
[15:38] lilithsapathy: and now i realise that i need to grow up and do something with my life, since like, everyone here keeps asking "so, what are you doing out in phoenix." and i have no answer, so i was trying to laugh it off and be like "being a desert bum ofcourse"
[15:39] DragynTa2: =/ I know how that goes
[15:40] lilithsapathy: but, im 23 and maybe it is time to like..stop being on a permanent vacation...since i skipped a semester to relax four years ago lol...so, i guess im going to school and gonna major in nursing and focus on resp. therapy or bloodwork and thinking about it makes me not able to breathe
[15:41] lilithsapathy: i do get dramatic and uncomfy when i get near restraint or commitment =(
[15:42] DragynTa2: you and me both kid
[15:42] DragynTa2: but! I am gonna get a part time not think to much job first tho! I like those. they are easy
[15:43] lilithsapathy: like, i think i realised it all when i was talking to D and he was like " i dont know what i want out of life, so i just avoid thinking and talking about it." and I began to tell him that was unhealthy and then i had to shut my mouth, because i do the same thing, just differently, AND i rarely have the balls to admit that i do it
[15:43] DragynTa2: just until I get my transcript stuff situated, then I will quit.
[15:43] lilithsapathy: well, my mom will pay for school, so i just have to have a part time job while i go
[15:44] DragynTa2: my mom is gonna pay for my school too
[15:45] DragynTa2: I want a job so taht I can make at least 500 dollars by my next berfday. I have a speeding ticket I need to take care of =(
[15:45] lilithsapathy: wow, this is the most depressing thing ever
[15:46] DragynTa2: what?
[15:46] lilithsapathy: my mom has this day calender on her desk, you know the kind you peel the cartoon off everyday with the date on it...she likes the jokes so she just folds them back to the right date...its quite intimidating to hold in your hands every day of the year that has passed ...
[15:48] DragynTa2: throw them away. they cant do anything for you now. you cant hold on to them and you cant get them back. so just let them go
[15:48] lilithsapathy: its not me holding on to them!
[15:50] DragynTa2: your mom isnt really holding on to them. she looking at the jokes. youre the one giving calendar pages meaning
[15:50] lilithsapathy: touche
[15:51] lilithsapathy: i think i want everything to have meaning, what could possibly be more sad than something useless?
[15:52] DragynTa2: some one seeing things for how they wish them to be, rather then how they actually are
[15:52] lilithsapathy: ouch
[15:52] lilithsapathy: i wasnt prepared for that../ can i get a warning next time? lolz
[15:53] DragynTa2: sorry
[15:53] DragynTa2: rephrase...
[15:54] lilithsapathy: lol dont be sorry, its appreciated
[15:54] lilithsapathy: i fancy the truth, myself >.<
[15:55] DragynTa2: seeing the potential in things is a blessing and a curse. cant always self impose things to make them fit you... after all, you noticed the things without them fitting your "stage"
[15:55] DragynTa2: crooked hanging frames sometimes have more character then the picture they are displaying.
[15:57] lilithsapathy: that doesnt mean you should notice the frame first, or make a simple frame intended not to draw attention away from the picture a designer frame "on the inside" and ignore the work of art inside
[15:57] lilithsapathy: brb
[15:57] DragynTa2: ok
[16:35] lilithsapathy: ugh, i had to change her wound dressing
[16:36] DragynTa2: lol well that IS why youre there
[16:36] lilithsapathy: for the first time, i got kinda sick
[16:36] lilithsapathy: it didnt smell before, now the drainage is getting this kinda yeast smell to it, and i knew it was making me sick, but i couldnt help but smell it
[16:36] DragynTa2: lol thats so gross Shannon
[16:37] lilithsapathy: I KNOW, pls dont tell anyone lol
[16:37] DragynTa2: worse then the cell phone thing
[16:37] lilithsapathy: i kept making it drain too, by pressing on it in the right spot and making her inhale deeply. i told her it was good to let it drain out...which IT IS, but i was also just plain out fascinated by it spurting out between staples
[16:38] DragynTa2: youre a freak
[16:38] lilithsapathy: if you could see it, you would do the same thing omg!
[16:38] lilithsapathy: it kinda looks like very thin yellow grease..
[16:38] lilithsapathy: like its clear, but its yellow
[16:38] DragynTa2: omg stop Im eating
[16:39] lilithsapathy: OMG you didnt tell me you were eating lol SORRY
[16:39] DragynTa2: lolol its ok I was done. but I was eating cottage cheese for some reaon
[16:39] lilithsapathy: ewwww im gonna throw up
[16:39] DragynTa2: YOU!
[16:40] lilithsapathy: LOL i feel ill
[16:41] DragynTa2: lol best musical impromptu scene ever... Beetle Juice "Day-O"... its beats all... even the "My Best Friends Wedding"
[16:49] lilithsapathy: lol
[16:49] lilithsapathy: i watched my best friends wedding the other day...
[16:50] DragynTa2: so did Dut... and we argued back and forth as to which musical scene was better
[16:50] lilithsapathy: beetlejuice
[16:50] lilithsapathy: it was way more random
[16:50] DragynTa2: hell fuckin ya
[16:50] DragynTa2: AND they used the real singer which was great... and had choreographed dance number
[16:51] lilithsapathy: lol
[16:51] DragynTa2:
[16:52] DragynTa2: DL Ella Fitzgerald version of "Danke Shoen" its $$$ compared to Wayne Newton
[16:52] lilithsapathy: i have a fuckton of ella fitzgerald at home, no clue if i have that though
[16:53] DragynTa2: its awesome!!! it makes me so sad, and makes me think of Jennifer Tilly for some reason
[16:58] lilithsapathy: lol why her?
[16:58] lilithsapathy: so, i came here with one HUGE suitcase 3/4 full of stuff, i think i will be leaving with the same suitcase jammed full, along with two small ones packed to the brim...
[16:59] DragynTa2: umm do you remember a weird movie she was in where she like sold vacuums and killed people or something?
[16:59] lilithsapathy: ummm no lol
[16:59] DragynTa2: nice
[16:59] DragynTa2: lemme look it up...
[17:01] lilithsapathy: find it?
[17:02] DragynTa2: god this ho made a lot of movies.
[17:02] lilithsapathy: lol she is in alot of random ass movies also
[17:03] DragynTa2: ok well in the movie, she is a killer or something posing as a door to door vacuum salesperson.
[17:04] DragynTa2: at the end of the movie right before the credits, its her in the desert at dusk vacuuming the ground... and shes kinda dancing as she does... and thats the scene that plays in my head when the song is on
[17:04] DragynTa2: cuz its like quirky cute
[17:07] lilithsapathy: HOLD PLS
[17:10] lilithsapathy: lol thats SCARY mister
[17:11] DragynTa2: OK WELL, I THINK the movie is called American strays, and I havent seen it in years...
[17:11] lilithsapathy: lets watch it!
[17:11] DragynTa2: ANYHOW the reason it reminds me of jennifer Tilly is because at the end of the movie, she is in a suit.
[17:11] DragynTa2: oh, and she wasnt the original vacuum salesman, she killed him and put on his suit
[17:11] lilithsapathy: do all suits remind you of jennifer tilly?
[17:11] lilithsapathy: hawt
[17:12] DragynTa2: when women wear them and femininity remain intact... yes sometimes
[17:13] DragynTa2: Hawt... Jennifer Tilly is Chinese Irish Canadian
[17:18] DragynTa2: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115531/
[17:18] lilithsapathy: awww my poor wonderful *edit*
[17:19] DragynTa2: PINK
[17:20] lilithsapathy: he lost his phone charger and his phone is dead, and he called me from his sister's phone, and he has been moving the last two days, so he insists the charger is just gone.and, he put some stuff in his trunk, and now his trunk wont open back up, its stuck. and im like "the charger is in the stuck trunk." he swears its not, but i just KNOW it is, so now he is gonna pry it open or something i guess *shrug*
[17:21] lilithsapathy: see, its stuff like this i wish he did not do...he is too damn considerate, and he just won't be a jerk that doesn't call for days and then gives you a lame i lost my cell phone charger excuse...instead.. he uses his sister's phone and calls you and is apologetic and adorable *sigh*
[17:21] DragynTa2: he should go in fromt he back seat and use the emergency release
[17:21] lilithsapathy: OMG why didnt i think of that =( and i have no way to tell him lol
[17:22] DragynTa2: lol
[17:22] lilithsapathy: he said he might try to call me tonight, so if he does and the trunk isnt open i shall tell him you thought of a great plan!
[17:23] DragynTa2: lol ok!
[17:23] DragynTa2: which I am sure he will think of too. I dont think he is literrally gonna pry it open. you brute
[17:24] DragynTa2: like that whole "Youre locked inside your car, and there is a hammer on the dash board... how do you escape?" type situation
[17:30] lilithsapathy: i dont know, he gets on this manly kicks and just fucking Heman's stuff open
[17:35] DragynTa2: WELL?!?! How would you escape?!
[17:37] lilithsapathy: i would take the spikey end of the hammer and pry the inside door cover off and once the inside mechanics are exposed i would just push the lock up from the inside of the door
[17:37] DragynTa2: ... you can just unlock the door like a normal person
[17:38] lilithsapathy: you said i was locked in, i ASSUMED you meant the lock was not working
[17:38] DragynTa2: lol at least you didt say "BREAK A WINDOW!!" like Dut did
[17:38] lilithsapathy: i.e. it got stuck
[17:39] lilithsapathy: its cheaper to get your stuck lock fixed and your door cover put back on than buy a new window...plus you would get glass in your face prolly =/
[17:40] DragynTa2: lol
[17:40] lilithsapathy: bah
[17:40] lilithsapathy: did you tell clane it was a trick question? =(
[17:40] DragynTa2: or there is another riddle thing, where from what the researched only sociopaths were able to answer
[17:41] lilithsapathy: 17:39] lilithsapathy: [17:24] DragynTa2: like that whole "Youre locked inside your car, and there is a hammer on the dash board... how do you escape?" type situation

[17:39] lilithsapathy: how would YOU escape?
[17:40] TehDarknesh: Unlock the door, and get out
[17:41] DragynTa2: I dont talk to clane
[17:41] DragynTa2: lol
[17:41] lilithsapathy: [17:41] TehDarknesh: Only police squad cars can lock people in, and only in the backseat...whcih means you couldn't reach the dashboard anyways

[17:42] lilithsapathy: i just told clane my answer and he was like " ...wow..."
[17:43] lilithsapathy: anyway, whats the other sociopath riddle!
[17:43] DragynTa2: lol
[17:43] lilithsapathy: he says that was really methodical of me, and that he was impressed lol
[17:43] DragynTa2: sec fighting stuff with Daemious
[17:43] DragynTa2: ya it was impressive
[17:44] lilithsapathy: lol
[17:44] DragynTa2: ok...
[17:47] DragynTa2: twin sisters meet a man at their mother's funeral... Twin A falls in love with the man. a few months later Twin A kills Twin B... who was the man, and why did Twin A kill Twin B
[17:49] lilithsapathy: hrmm...let me consider this!
[17:50] lilithsapathy: the man is the guy that murdered their mother and twin a kills twin b because they are twins and she is afraid he might prefer twin b.
[17:51] DragynTa2: um no
[17:51] DragynTa2: ok hint!
[17:51] lilithsapathy: it makes for a good story =/
[17:51] DragynTa2: she kills the twin in hopes of meeting the man again
[17:52] lilithsapathy: damned! i was going to say the man was the preacher/paulbearer(sp?) or grave digger and decided i wanted to be more flashy
[17:53] DragynTa2: yes! the man was the priest
[17:53] lilithsapathy: i shouldve gone with my first answer, even though i didnt know the second half of it (why she would kill twin b)
[17:53] lilithsapathy: im worried im going to die
[17:53] lilithsapathy: a woman in my family dies every 10 years...
[17:54] lilithsapathy: my great grandmother died in 1976, my mother died in 1986, and my grandmother died in 1996
[17:54] lilithsapathy: its 2006 and its me or my aunt(mother) left..
[17:54] DragynTa2: not to rehash old stuff... but didnt you have an obortion? and does that count?
[17:55] lilithsapathy: good point...i wonder if that does count?
[17:55] DragynTa2:
[17:55] lilithsapathy: prolly only counts if you believe in destiny and not science, since it hadn't, technically, developed a distinguishable sex yet
[17:56] DragynTa2: its not decided yet what determines personhood yet tho
[17:56] lilithsapathy: hrm
[17:56] lilithsapathy: lets hope that counts, cuz im not ready to die yet
[17:57] DragynTa2: ok
[17:57] lilithsapathy: i want more riddles
[17:57] DragynTa2: I dont have anymore off the top of my head
[17:58] DragynTa2: lemme look for some!
[17:59] lilithsapathy: hooray, you do that while i pick up this oopsie i just made
[18:00] DragynTa2: The farmer had a fox, a chicken, and a bag of corn. He also had a raft that would carry hemself and one other item, at a time to get all three, the fox, chicken, and the corn across the river to the other side safely. Which one would he take first?
[18:00] DragynTa2: eww you peed on your moms floor?
[18:02] lilithsapathy: no, but i dumped out a box of junk
[18:03] lilithsapathy: the chicken
[18:03] DragynTa2: yay
[18:04] lilithsapathy: that one was too easy i thinks =/ cuz you would take the chicken across, go back and get the fox, drop of the fox and pick up the chicken and take it back with you, pick up the bag of corn, drop off the chicken, take the corn to the fox, then go back and get the chicken
[18:04] DragynTa2: There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
[18:06] lilithsapathy: hrm
[18:16] lilithsapathy: gah, i will figure it out, hold on!
[18:16] DragynTa2: lol
[18:16] DragynTa2: I forgot you hadnt answered
[18:17] lilithsapathy: its because im over thinking the situation!
[18:17] lilithsapathy: on top of the head of the person in the center of the room?
[18:18] lilithsapathy: WAIT

[18:18] DragynTa2: well. on top of the head of one person is the answer
[18:18] DragynTa2: youre right kinda
[18:20] lilithsapathy: this is why i suck at riddles =( i was all like "well the room could be filled with mirrors, in which case im not really sure how one person could not see it, and then i was like, well if you lined ten people up on one wall and nine on the opposite they could see everything, then have one person on a wall all alone in the center of the wall in between the two with people on it, everyone but the guy with the apple on his head could see it =/
[18:21] lilithsapathy: i want a new one while i get my pizza out of the microwave!
[18:23] DragynTa2: The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
[18:23] DragynTa2: lol wrap your head around that
[18:35] DragynTa2: http://www.mensa.org.uk/mensa/puzzles/brainteasers.html..IQ.1
[18:48] lilithsapathy: oooo
[18:48] lilithsapathy: sorry, was ninja afk for pizza and clane ALMOST got the sociopath question right
[18:48] DragynTa2: lol
[18:48] lilithsapathy: actually this proves we should not be together
[18:48] lilithsapathy: since i could answer the first part of the question and he could answer the second
[18:48] DragynTa2: Dut's lil brother got it right like within five seconds
[18:48] lilithsapathy: [18:23] TehDarknesh: The man was a stranger to the twins, and Twin A killed Twin B so that there would be another funeral so that she might meet him again

[18:49] DragynTa2: dont read so far into it
[18:49] lilithsapathy: lol together we are a complete sociopath instead of a partial../
[18:57] DragynTa2: PHRASE OF THE DAY!!!
[18:57] DragynTa2: "funny enough"
[18:58] DragynTa2: america's next top model is about to start so I am afk for an hour!
[18:58] lilithsapathy: OMG LAME

[18:59] DragynTa2: STFU! I sit and listen to you babble and whine! I have deep meaningful conversations with you about you being attracted to some one else... LET ME BE SUPERFICIAL for an hour once a week
[18:59] DragynTa2: GAH!
[18:59] lilithsapathy: FINE
[18:59] DragynTa2: ok afk an hour
[18:59] lilithsapathy: go buy in to Tyra and her fake titties
[18:59] DragynTa2: they arent fake.
[19:00] lilithsapathy: see, she has you brainwashed already
[19:00] DragynTa2: and I am not buying into anything. I dont hold girls to any high standards now then I did before
[19:00] lilithsapathy: STOP TYPING i know, i saw the show
[19:00] lilithsapathy: go afk!
[20:06] DragynTa2: BACK BACK BACK
[20:06] DragynTa2: AND! Dut ruined the whole show by calling me twice during (while at his brothers) and kept talking while the show was onand then saying "what'd she say?"
[20:07] DragynTa2: WTF does that! zOMG
[21:55] DragynTa2: ARE YOU THERE FOOL!?
[21:55] DragynTa2: youre ignoring me?! ME?! ME!?!??!
[21:55] DragynTa2: ME!?!?!
[21:56] DragynTa2: ..!..
[21:56] DragynTa2: ..!.. you I say!
[22:51] lilithsapathy: hey
[22:52] lilithsapathy: so, i had some drama
[22:52] DragynTa2: what... and raiding so gonna be delayed responses. but I assure you I am paying attention
[22:52] lilithsapathy: lol raiding at 11 pm?!
[22:53] DragynTa2: ya did Greyce and Jamerski's epics.. now we're doing some DoD thing
[22:54] lilithsapathy: and so, i picked up my purse a few ago, and this horridly sharp pain that felt like someone sticking a sliver of glass into my arm and shocking me at the same time occured. I promptly threw everything in my hands and my purse on the floor and began to scream like a girl as goosebumps broke out all up my arm and the stinging pain increased. I ran into the den, cursing and flailing my arm around and almost crying.
[22:56] lilithsapathy: as you well know, im deathly afraid of most any bug type creature and it seems a baby yellow jacket had sneaked into the house and taken up residence in the pocket of my purse. Evidently he was furious that i interupted his nap by picking up my belongings he had so recently decided to call home, and he bit me.
[22:57] DragynTa2: lol so you got stung... and freaked?
[22:57] lilithsapathy: oh, it gets better..
[22:57] lilithsapathy: just wait!
[22:59] lilithsapathy: well, my grandfather doing his best sailor impression informs me that im a lady and to fucking watch my mouth as he hobbles over and sprays me with toothpaste. Oddly enough, despite his being senile, he was correct about toothpaste sucking the poison out-which is a good thing since one of the approx. two allergies I have are to yellow jackets. Well, I decide the little bugger must have gotten killed in the chaos that becomes me when a bug nears me, and go on about my business since my arm feels better.
[23:03] lilithsapathy: So, my mom is leaking digested jello, and I kneel on the floor in front of her chair to change her bandage again. I lift my arm to peel away tape, and this small winged bug creature with a huge, venomous stinger of a tail takes flight from my arm and lands on my mothers blanket. My ninja quickness allowed me to promptly be on my feet, making gagging, sputtering noises and do the "omg there is a bug on me i have to strip all my clothes off dance" all the way to the kitchen.
[23:06] lilithsapathy: Enter my grandfather again from stage left as he explains to me how silly I am. Im crying at this point, and my mother is threatening to smack me for being a pussy, and is also concerned that the yellow jacket will land in her open wound. We turn out all the lights, except the tv, because my grandfather claims he is "an expert yellow jacket catcher" and that this plan will do the trick. I sit down on the couch, and everything that touches me ofcourse is a yellow jacket, so I start to have an anxiety attack.
[23:07] DragynTa2: ...
[23:08] DragynTa2: so are ok now?
[23:11] lilithsapathy: Well, after I did my anxiety ritual that calms me down, and Lost came on the television, I forgot about the yellow jacket trap we had laid by turning out the lights. I'm lying there and I hear the cell phone in the bedroom ring. I check the clock and see that it is 8:30 here, which means its 9:30 on the east coast; and use my ninja skills once again to be on my feet and dashing to the phone with in seconds. As I round the corner of the hallway to the bedroom, something buzzed past my head therefore I got a small panic, which made my ninja prowess fail momentarily; and I snagged my foot in a throw rug and stumbled the next four feet down the hallway.
[23:16] lilithsapathy: I got my footing again, after jumping over the fluff ball of a dog in the bedroom doorway, as I snatched up the phone. They had hung up. I am far too excited to worry about the fact that I should take a moment and recover gracefullness and endearing lady like manner I typically display, and call them back immediately. Unfortunately, that resulted in my being concerned for the next five minutes if I had been stalker breathing from all the excitement when I said "hello" when returning the call. Fortunately, this cute greek boy is far too nice to mention it if I were, but the worry is still there since I opted not to explain the whole night's events to him.
[23:17] DragynTa2: wtf did you drive into a steel magnolias fried green tomatoes twilight zone?
[23:21] lilithsapathy: After some flirtation and fun, I am "paged" to leave my bedroom and enter the den. Upon entering the den, My grandfather proudly displays to me a yellow jacket corpse much like a good old cat will leave the dead body of a mouse at your door step to prove he is doing his job, and proclaims that he did infact say he was an expert at catching yellow jackets and has proved it. At this point, I am thankful the cell phone has a mute button and I freely used it before entering the den. I returned to my bedroom blushing over being afraid my mother can see right through me. In the end, the whole event was very dramatic, but it had a happy ending. My grandfather can still catch yellow jackets, my sting stop hurting, I was quite pleased, and that cute greek boy loves me.
[23:21] lilithsapathy: lol wtf do you mean did i drive into a steel magnolias fried green tomatoes twilight zone /sigh
[23:22] DragynTa2: youre a freak
[23:22] lilithsapathy: =(
[23:23] DragynTa2: lol living in the city made you soft
[23:23] lilithsapathy: you have said that like, a 100 times today about my being a freak
[23:23] DragynTa2: well you havent proven otherwise
[23:23] lilithsapathy: Sir, I'm just as afraid of city bugs as I am of country bugs.
[23:23] DragynTa2: yes BUT in the city its ok, they are diseased.
[23:23] lilithsapathy: you're my bff, i dont have to prove otherwise to you!
[23:24] DragynTa2: more so you have to prove to me
[23:24] lilithsapathy: City bugs may be diseased, but country bugs are bitter and treacherous.
[23:24] DragynTa2: I hold you to higher standards than that of any other friend
[23:24] lilithsapathy: BUT you should also accept my freak-hood as some graciously quirky quality that makes you love me.
[23:25] DragynTa2: there is quirky, and there is out right freak
[23:25] DragynTa2: feeling the need to own multiple catch all boxes. is a quirk.
[23:25] DragynTa2: they are just glorified junk drawers. yet you think they are a godsend
[23:25] lilithsapathy: I do not own multiple ones. Dave has one, Clane has one, and I have one. I do not own all three.
[23:27] DragynTa2: in moderation "one mans trash is another mans treasure" is fine even admirable... but you border OCD with it sometimes. sometimes trash is just trash
[23:27] lilithsapathy: My glorified junk drawers as you call my precious catch alls have zero to do with the fact that I was assaulted by a man eating bug, and had to face my mother two seconds after an orgasm and you care nothing about the trauma this has caused me!
[23:29] lilithsapathy: I do not clutter my catch alls with trash, thank you very much. You can find useful things in those..like body lotion and keys and frebreeze and ipods. It's like a swag basket you give yourself every morning
[23:31] DragynTa2: it wasnt a man eating bug (proving you over glorify) secondly, youre an adult. what you do on your personal time is your business. and the "trauma" as you call it is self imposed victimization
[23:32] DragynTa2: and you got me on the catchall thing I guess. so I recant the staement
[23:32] lilithsapathy: Must you always be so simplistic and boring and void of appreciation of dramatic events *sigh*
[23:33] DragynTa2: lol
[23:33] DragynTa2: I thought you enjoyed my dry sense of humor.
[23:34] lilithsapathy: only on the weekends and weekdays.
[23:36] DragynTa2: what is it atm?
[23:36] lilithsapathy: Wednesday?
[23:36] DragynTa2: so a weekend or weekday
[23:38] lilithsapathy: weekday, unless you are a desert bum like me, then everyday is the weekend!
[23:38] DragynTa2: ah
[23:39] DragynTa2: I think I have a herpy on my mouth =/ I thought it was a pimple or something or gor forbid an ingrown hair... but its not going away and it kinda hurts
[23:41] lilithsapathy: how would you get a mouth herpy?
[23:42] DragynTa2: like a cold sore. but I dunno
[23:42] DragynTa2: I am not prone to cold sores
[23:42] lilithsapathy: i dont think a cold sore and herpy are the same thing?
[23:42] DragynTa2: never had one actually
[23:42] DragynTa2: ya they are.
[23:43] DragynTa2: genittal herpies is simplex B and oral herpies are simplex A
[23:44] lilithsapathy: what kinda oral did you have going on to get an A Herpy
[23:44] DragynTa2: no no
[23:45] DragynTa2: the typical herpies you get on your mouth, like cold sores... is a different strain of herpies.
[23:45] DragynTa2: the STD herpies is a different strain
[23:46] lilithsapathy: its still....a herpy
[23:46] DragynTa2: much like, crabs and lice are related, but not the same bug
[23:48] lilithsapathy: ugh, dont talk about bugs
[23:49] DragynTa2: lol
[23:49] lilithsapathy: just put some medicated stuff on the herpy and say its a papercut
[23:50] DragynTa2: how the fuck do I explain a papercut on the side of my mouth
[23:50] DragynTa2: ugh I dont have an STD.
[23:50] DragynTa2: you have to have S to T the D
[23:50] DragynTa2:
[23:51] lilithsapathy: lolz awww *comfort*
[23:51] lilithsapathy: and i have had a papercut on the side of my mouth, so its quite possibly
[23:52] DragynTa2: I want this for christmas! http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but
[23:55] DragynTa2: and I will get you this for christmas!!! http://www.threadless.com/product/628/Breaking_Up_Is_Hard_To_Do
[23:56] lilithsapathy: hooray!
[23:57] lilithsapathy: lol yours so reminds me of you =D
[23:57] DragynTa2: lol
[23:58] DragynTa2: there is another shirt that says "Fcuk Typos" which would be great for D
[23:59] lilithsapathy: lol omg
[23:59] lilithsapathy: thats what we should get him for christmas!
[23:59] DragynTa2: YES!
[23:59] DragynTa2: if we have to make it cheaply ourselfs!
[23:59] DragynTa2: selves*
[23:59] lilithsapathy: lol
[00:00] lilithsapathy: its only like 15$ plus shipping, so i will buy yours for you, and then we will be ghetto and get that one for D from both of us lolz
[00:01] lilithsapathy: ofcourse, if we do that, then you cant be upset if i let D put his name on the shirt i get you...

[00:03] DragynTa2: lol of course not
[00:03] DragynTa2: he can put his name on the one I find for you
[00:03] DragynTa2: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=656
[00:03] lilithsapathy: you know...he is getting off easy in all this lol
[00:03] lilithsapathy: I LOVE T SHIRT HELL OMG
[00:03] DragynTa2: yes yes he is.
[00:06] lilithsapathy: lol i dont have an issue with fuckin canucks
[00:06] DragynTa2: lol
[00:06] DragynTa2: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=401
[00:07] DragynTa2: totally able to read it.
[00:07] DragynTa2: when I first started playing, I had to ask Stabb what 1337 meant
[00:08] lilithsapathy: lol
[00:08] lilithsapathy: i love that shirt...i know so many people that need to get laid =/
[00:09] DragynTa2: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=559 Sadly I couldnt read it. I had to read the description
[00:09] lilithsapathy: awww thats so cruel *hug*
[00:09] lilithsapathy: yay for me !http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=692
[00:10] DragynTa2: lol
[00:10] DragynTa2: and all three of us should get this shirt for no reason... http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=625
[00:11] lilithsapathy: LOL omg thats even more funny because of how often D talks about jews =/
[00:11] lilithsapathy: OMG for me !http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=729
[00:12] DragynTa2: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=562 FOR ME!
[00:12] DragynTa2: haha cutter =(
[00:12] DragynTa2: these should just be our sigs lol
[00:12] lilithsapathy: LOL i love it
[00:12] lilithsapathy: omg you need this becaushttp://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=202e it makes me giggle
[00:12] lilithsapathy: arg fucked it up
[00:12] lilithsapathy: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=202
[00:13] DragynTa2: hahah
[00:14] lilithsapathy: love ithttp://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=676
[00:15] DragynTa2: lol
[00:15] lilithsapathy: i would say get D this, but he would so wear it with pride =/..http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=318
[00:16] lilithsapathy: ummm i dont get it..http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=688 =(
[00:16] DragynTa2: http://www.zazzle.com/product/235242276559202515
[00:17] DragynTa2: I dont get it either
[00:17] DragynTa2: http://www.zazzle.com/product/235375675794197863
[00:18] lilithsapathy: omg, i want that shirt that says " I taught your girlfriend that thing you like..."
[00:18] DragynTa2: lol
[00:19] DragynTa2: http://www.zazzle.com/product/235690303947499658 lolol
[00:19] lilithsapathy: LOL OMG
[00:20] lilithsapathy: OMG can we PLEASE get this for scott?!!!http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=673
[00:22] DragynTa2: hahaha
[00:22] DragynTa2: hax his shah account and change his sig!
[00:22] lilithsapathy: lol
[00:22] lilithsapathy: he would kick my ass =D it'll be fun
[00:23] lilithsapathy: i wonder if his pw is the same as his eq account pw? o.O
[00:23] DragynTa2: lol prolly
[[00:25] DragynTa2: http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/emoticon/male
[00:26] lilithsapathy: oh mah gawd
[00:26] DragynTa2: neato
[00:26] lilithsapathy: i want one of those gd scrolling led belt buckles
[00:26] lilithsapathy: im so not sure i could pull it off though, and i would fret over what to make it say..
[00:27] lilithsapathy: OMG FOR YOU !http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/collarup/male
[00:29] DragynTa2: http://www.cracksmokingshirts.com/html/Dane_Cook_BAMF_T-Shirt.html
[00:29] DragynTa2: lol I want a belt too!!
[00:29] lilithsapathy: lol
[00:30] lilithsapathy: we should get some with fake bling all around the led, and get the blue led scroll and make yours say "Sesame Street Cred"
[00:31] lilithsapathy: this should be for Dhttp://www.cracksmokingshirts.com/html/ASS_The_Other_Vagina_T-shirt.html
[00:32] lilithsapathy: lol or thishttp://www.cracksmokingshirts.com/html/Masturbation,_My_Anti-Drug_T-Shirt.html
[00:32] DragynTa2: http://www.cracksmokingshirts.com/html/End_Emo_T-shirt.html
[00:33] lilithsapathy: nooooo~!
[00:34] DragynTa2: lol
[00:34] DragynTa2: zOMG! http://nerdyshirts.com/product_info.php?gender=1&products_id=469
[00:35] DragynTa2: http://www.nerdyshirts.com/product_info.php?gender=1&products_id=37&osCsid=b08b30e0a2b5b7bb43f2d603e1574df7 lolol
[00:35] lilithsapathy: lol thats hot
[00:36] DragynTa2: For TARO! http://www.unholytshirts.com/Purchase%20Bitch%20Magnet.htm
[00:36] lilithsapathy: omg i need to finish this room! come help me, quit with those damn tshirts, its distracting! be boring!
[00:37] lilithsapathy: OMG
[00:37] lilithsapathy: he MUST have that


I'm done being lame, but if all my friends can post random nonsense conversations, I can also, bitches!